I recently got a visit from the long arm of the HOA law.
- The compliance officer from our HOA visited my loft & gave me a snitty letter that threatened all kinds of fines & legal action if I didn’t do what they wanted me to.
I enjoy how people that crave some sort of authority are drawn to positions care about this. Of course this guy is too massive a pansy to be a cop or something of that ilk. But, boy does he enjoy throwing his weight around over simply HOA infractions. It would be entertaining if it wasn’t so completely pathetic. It appears as though I have not been compliant concerning my Heating & A/C unit on the guest house. The guest loft is a one home office little arena where all of us rarely ever put anybody. But God forbid, there is an old window air conditioner unit on the tiny structure. Apparently, the HOA rules forquote window a/c units. Again, this tiny structure is behind my loft & can’t be seen from the street. I got all cranked up & was ready to call the lawyer but my wifey got me to assume better of it. Instead, I called the Heating & A/C guys that all of us use to come out & help me figure out what to do. The guest loft would be totally unUSble without some sort of cooling unit. So, I needed to find out what I could do to be in compliance & cool the little house. He came out & put me right onto the mini chop unit which hides the outdoor condenser up under the eaves. This will work out perfect but I still want to punch that HOA guy.